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Stick a roast beef under her coat and tell the manager that there was a shoplifter in the meat section. (I feel evil tonight, (((Uncle)))

2007-08-24 14:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by mrs O 6 · 3 0

I have a stalker?

Great how am I supposed to identify them I live in a town of only a few thousand everytime I turn around I see the same people.. I'm screwed man....

2007-08-24 22:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 0 0

With some of the language I have been subjected to, I would cover my granddaughter ears. [Of couse I take her to the grocery store because if she picks the food, she doesn't give me grief about eating healthy.] Then I would probably point and laugh. I had to repeat that one, because I love the visual! Good one, Mel!

2007-08-24 23:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Schwingin' Simmons 3 · 0 0

Take him to a hotel, tie him up, tease the hell out of him, then turn on the tv to lifetime real women network and leave him like that for the hotel staff to find. I think he'd get the point afterwards.

2007-08-24 22:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Becca 6 · 0 0

Probably talk to them at the checkout about the Star headlines because I would not know them in real life

2007-08-24 21:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 2 0

See how many eggs he could catch at one time without breaking 'em. I would start with about a dozen.

2007-08-24 21:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I doubt I will ever have an R&S stalker, I am not that dramatic.

2007-08-24 21:45:52 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 5 · 1 1

I would offer him a Snickers as a peace treaty. I would also ask him if he had any coupons he didn't need, especially if it was double coupon day.

2007-08-24 21:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 0 0

I married her.

Peace, Love, and Blessings
Greenwood

2007-08-24 21:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Greenwood 5 · 1 0

I don't even think I would recognize them. I've never seen actual pictures.

2007-08-24 21:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

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