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I can type and sing since I drank those last 16 beers.

2007-08-24 14:01:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

The reason i am asking is because lately I have been having some trouble around the house -- like passing out from the smell of cleaners, puking three to 4 times every morning and falling down more than usual. A couple of years ago I could drink at least 30 beers before I was in this shape but now im dizzy and hurling at 12 beers. what's up with this crp?

2007-08-24 14:11:19 · update #1

15 answers

At some point you must have stopped drinking or at least tried to cut back. Reducing your intake is the worst thing anyone could do. Being a Booze Hound requires courage,tenacity,and mind numbing consistency. You have to keep it up,or else this happens. I advise you to stop drinking that pussy water too,discover the benefits of Bourbon. I hope I am not too late..dummy. And another thing,you might not be getting enough Pizza for Breakfast. It's very important to start your afternoon right.

2007-08-25 03:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by EL CHATO DE GATO 2 · 0 0

Mixed message here. Singing: good sign you are drunk (and you probably sound terrible, no offense.) Typing; well, I've tried to write my share of term papers back in the day after having a few and I always knew I was getting close to being loaded because typing was always one of the first things to go.

2007-08-24 21:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by obviously_you'renotagolfer 5 · 1 1

Wow aren't you a talented young fellow.

2007-08-24 21:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by momma 2 Sydney 9-8-09 7 · 0 0

maybe you spilt more than you actually drank.
lol
you don't sound drunk to me, but don't give up, i know you can do it!

:]

2007-08-24 21:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by little.miss.hot.lips 6 · 0 0

I think I am in worse shape then you!

2007-08-24 21:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by traceilicious 4 · 0 0

I think u need AA

2007-08-24 21:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by lovebug512 3 · 0 0

No, because you are making perfect sense to me and I know I'm NOT drunk.

2007-08-24 21:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by Monkey Mom 4 · 1 2

You can't be drunk, your memory is still intact!

2007-08-24 21:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by mary s 5 · 0 0

that's what happens when u get old bud

2007-08-24 21:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by jk1967 4 · 0 0

um buddy you just typed this question so i dont think your drunk!

2007-08-24 21:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by pinkcutie 1 · 1 1

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