There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
2007-08-24 13:38:52 · 17 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very clever snail he was.
Unfortunately, when he went on holiday to France, those french men would run after him with thier knives &forks shouting
"Viva la france. Je mange le S-CAR-GO!!"
(Hail France. I will eat that S-CAR-GO!!)
They caught him and were about to eat him when Super Snail came to the rescue. Ever since then, whenever people saw them, they would say "WOW!! Look, super S-CAR-GO"
2007-08-25 01:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao sounds like the snail wanted to one up his reputation
good one, a well deserved star coming you way hun
keep them coming and thx again for cheering me up with the laugh
2007-08-24 14:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ecellent play on words
star
2007-08-24 19:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, two thumbs up! and for the chicken joke 2!
2007-08-24 13:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by CourtCourt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha you tell good jokes i'm gonna add u 2 my contacts
2007-08-24 13:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaa, nice one hun. had a giggle there.
2007-08-24 13:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Another good one, it had me giggling
2007-08-25 00:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but i dont get.but its pretty nice
2007-08-25 06:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cool i be ahppy to take that from u and say it is mine...
2007-08-24 15:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by YahooQues 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very clever! I like that.
2007-08-24 14:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋