An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can, and she replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-08-24 13:31:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats pretty good going to have to pass it on.
2007-09-01 08:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by Josh w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I decline to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me. LOL I did a couple times in my younger years and I got caught. I stole stupid stuff like scotch tape. It was lame. I got away with it a couple other times but I never stole anything of value. I was a young dumb thief. I think that taking anything that doesn't belong to you is wrong. I am glad I got caught. My dad had to go down to the police station and fetch me home. I was more hurt by his disappointment than my getting caught.
2016-05-17 07:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by giselle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Due processed peas
2007-08-30 23:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a loving husband.
2007-08-29 07:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I wonder how many peas there are in a tin!
2007-08-24 20:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the wife called out "Yes. And HE stole a jar of gravy granules!"
And so it goes on......
By the way, I posted that joke a couple of months back but thanks for reminding me of it again. lol! Have a star!
2007-08-24 14:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a mean husband. He should be thrown in the clink.
2007-08-24 13:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha The husband must not like his wife...
2007-08-24 13:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by AJ 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol poor old lady, her hubby ratting her out like that.. shame on him lmao. thx for the laugh, keep posting ;)
2007-08-24 14:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
l0l XD thats funni
2007-08-25 10:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by live it up baby (: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋