One day, a young boy walks on to a city bus and sits directly behind the bus driver. He begins to shout at the top if his lungs saying, "If my mummy were a girl elephant and my daddy were a boy elephant, I'd be a baby elephant!"
He goes on like this for half an hour when the bus driver finally reacts to the young boy's antics.
He slams on the brakes and turns around to the boy and yell's, "If your mother were a prostitute and your father were gay, what would you be then?"
To which the boy replies with a grin on his face, "A bus driver."
2007-08-24 11:52:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaaaa good one bb lol
2007-08-24 13:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i never met a skinny bus driver so this is so funny , another star for you babe
thx for the laughs and giggles
keep more coming ;)
2007-08-24 12:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely ellie It's great to be suprised and learn something new "Smacked anywhere else" - that too :)
2016-05-17 06:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor bus driver.... I wonder if his mom was a prostitute and his dad gay? That kid is clever....
2007-08-24 12:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 12:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!!! A Good One!
Couldn't help star it!
2007-08-24 20:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gave me a babyface laugh
thanks lmao
2007-08-24 12:40:58 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahha, nice one hun.
2007-08-25 00:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... Must've been a kid from the 90's
2007-08-24 12:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooo funny..i am totally going to tell my friend that.star for ya
2007-08-24 12:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋