A guy dies and he goes to Hell. He is nervous obviously, because he has heard a lot of bad things about this place. The Devil appears before him.
Devil: Welcome to Hell!
Guy: You know, I am kind of nervous, I've heard a lot of bad things. I'm scared...
Devil: It's not so bad! Do you like to eat?
Guy: Yeah, I like to eat...
Devil: Well that's Great! On Mondays you can eat all you want and never get fat because you are in Hell and you are allready dead!
Guy: Hey, that's not so bad!
Devil: Do you like to drink?
Guy: Yeah, I've been known to stop at a bar a lot...
Devil: Well thats great! On Tuesdays you can drink all you want and never get alcohol poisoning because you are in hell and allready dead!
Guy: Hey, this isn't that bad!
Devil: Do you like to smoke?
Guy: Yeah, I do smoke ciggarettes a couple times a day...
Devil: Well that's great! Because on Wednesdays you can smoke all you want and not get cancer because you are in Hell and allready dead!
2007-08-24 11:52:09 · 9 answers · asked by parrothair3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guy: Hey that's not bad!
Devil: Do you do drugs?
Guy: Yeah, I have... Not proud of it...
Devil: Well, that's great! On Thursdays you can do any drug you want and never get in trouble or die because you are in Hell and you are allready dead!
Guy: Hey this is great!
Devil: Are you gay?
Guy: No, I'm not gay...
Devil: Oh... Then you aren't going to like Fridays very much.
....It's a little old, but oh well...
2007-08-24 11:53:35 · update #1
It is a little old but still very funny. Thanks for sharing!!!
2007-08-28 08:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Great joke! With me being a blonde, i actually understand this one! :D
2007-08-24 19:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny though...a little long but funny...I will tell my friends.
2007-08-24 23:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by Britters 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'Z NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!! why make it bout the devil??? .........and all the other junk ya got in there????!!
2007-08-24 19:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by ~~♥♥♥~~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fffffffuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy * for ya
2007-08-24 19:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
2007-08-24 19:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-24 19:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by gub gub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-24 19:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2007-08-24 19:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by The Guy With The Hair 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋