I had to get them to fit in the pot.
2007-08-24 11:44:33 · 15 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By breaking him in half, you miraculously multiply his appendages. You are truly blessed.
2007-08-24 11:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ruel The Midianite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course not The FSM loves noodles in all shapes and sizes
2007-08-24 18:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Most Pure Pasta rebukes no one.
However if you really want rebuke, I'm willing to bend you over my knee and rebuke you with a nice fat piece of papardelle.
2007-08-24 18:50:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM will rebuke you if you tell them
but if you dont they are more likely to arrest the noodles not you
2007-08-24 18:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by *Kathy* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You honor the FSM by eating its incarnation. But do get a bigger pot next time.
2007-08-24 18:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The first Itallian pasta was about 1 cm in length because at the time they couldn't make it long like they can now so just say it's traditional
2007-08-24 18:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by Rich B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM understands your struggles and does not hold the size of your pot against you... all he desires is that you know him (in whatever size you need him to be).
2007-08-24 18:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
No, for it is written, "The FSM broke the noodles and said 'Take this all of you and eat of me.'..."
2007-08-24 18:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And ye shall be cast into a volcano of beer and made to perform endless lap-dances at a strip club
Oh woe is thee
2007-08-24 18:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aaaarrrggghhh!
2007-08-24 19:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by capekicks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋