My two favorites from my son, now 3 & 1/2...
1) We had only lived in Louisiana for a few years. Our house is in a wooded area. My son was about a yr and a half. He was looking outside through the screen door. He yelled with excitement, "Mommy, it's an ALLIGATOR!!" I came running in a panic only to see a little green lizard attached to our screen door! LOL
2) It was bedtime in our house, but my son, 2 & 1/2 by this time, was stalling. My husband told him it was time to pick up his toys. He very matter of factly said, "Daddy...I have a better idea. Why don't YOU pick up my toys, and Mommy can read to me." He was so serious that neither one of us could help but to laugh!
Love to hear your stories too!
2007-08-24 11:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by Lisa C 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Lord, I have so many!
Yours were so cute!
lets see... If I had to pick a favorite ...
ok i have 2... cant just post one... LOL... sorry guys..
A little TMI but sooo funny.
Ok , My 7 yr old (then 4 yr old) Use to sit w/ me everyday while I was pregnant and watched A BABY STORY on Lifetime. She would asked me ??'s about what was going on. (for those of you that watch , know it can get graphic. Anyway, Well she would sit wide eyed and quiet while these woman were screaming and moaning giving birth.
One day she followed me to the bathroom where I was doing # 2. LOL.. and being 8 months pregnant I was a lil constipated. (sorry) So I was grunting a little and I guess making funny sounds..
My 4 year old looks at me with a worried and concerned face and says " Mommy, I tank your havin your baby!!!! "
2nd....
This just happened last weekend.
I met a new neighbor who is an older lady and lives alone. Well I called her last Saturday night and invited her over to sit on the porch w/ my husband and have a drink. I ran my 7 yr old and 3 yr old in the house telling them it was grownup time..
A little while later my 3 yr old shows up at the door asking me " Mommy what is this" To my horror when I turned around to see what she was talking about it was my vibrator! I almost died! My new friend spit out her wine, and With my face totally red and hot.. I told her it was " Mommys back massager"
2007-08-24 11:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by stacie m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me and my husband were trying to explain to my 3 year old that we were having another baby.
So I told my 3 yr old "mommy has a baby in my tummy" and my 3 yr old looked up at me with this look of horror and yelled
" no mommy not eat the baby!" We laughed so hard. This is defiantely a moment we wrote in his baby book for when he gets older.
2007-08-24 13:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by deb39 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The night in the previous I have been cooking on the shop and using a frying pan. I reached for some thing and ended up burning my hands on the sting of the pan. I wiped sparkling it up and placed a band-help. the next day i became sitting with the three.5 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous and 5 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous, while the three.5 3 hundred and sixty 5 days asked what befell, which I defined the I burned myself on the pan. The 5 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous provides me a extreme look, and places one hand on his hip and in a stern voice tells me "Your (insert my age) years previous, you already know extra advantageous than to the touch a warm pan."
2016-10-09 04:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister asked her 3 year old to pick up his toys he looked at her all serious and said mommy i thought that was what you were for.
2007-08-24 11:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by favorite_aunt24 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 2 yr old son was having his bath the other night and he let rip a really loud fart. He then looked up at me innocently and said 'make bubble bath'. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
Terrible twos?? I love kids at this age, they're so much fun.
2007-08-24 11:57:21 · answer #5 · answered by chike 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MY KIDS ARE 3 AND 14 MO. THEY
HAVE ME LAUGHING ALL THE TIME
ONCE THE 3 YR OLD GAVE THE BABY HIS CUP FULL OF JUICE AND OF COURSE HE SPILLED IT THEN THE 3 YR OLD CAME RUNNING BACK AND SAID MOMMY LOOK WHAT THE BABY DID
2007-08-24 11:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by herrera_jovita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so i always tell my husband he's a pig when he farts and last week when we were in the dollar store my 3.5yr old hears this elderly lady fart and walks up to her and pulls on her skirt and says" mommy says you're a pig" i was like OMG i did not say that, i couldn't even shop i had to leave.
2007-08-24 12:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Wishmaster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other day my daughter Aliya (14 months old) was trying to do a summer salt in the grass, well one of the neighbor kids who is about 3 came over and helped her do it... when she laneded... lol... she got up screamine at him and trying to fight him.. I finally fot her calmed down and she tryed again.... she did it!! then the buy came over and showed her how to do a hand stand... while he was doing it, she ran over there and shoved him in dog poop....
2007-08-24 11:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Proud Mommy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I have a two year old cousin how is named Samantha and she confuses her family names with animal names like doggy for mommy and and a little weird one she got from her bros and sis's doodoo head for daddy and bats instead of brats for bros and sis's 2. She like to take off her diaper and run around the house butt naked. Its really funny when you see her in person!!! LOL!!!
2007-08-24 11:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Rachell K 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My only child is not a toddler yet, but I can't wait for moments like these! Those stories are HILARIOUS!
2007-08-24 11:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋