Why did the man cross the road?
Because he heard the chicken was easy.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time!
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask for directions.
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They're usually intended for children, but it's the men
who end up playing with them.
Why did God create a man before a women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
2007-08-24 11:42:42 · 19 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
2007-08-24 12:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I especially like the rough draft before the final copy one...lol
2007-08-30 17:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by Green Tea Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggles! Thats funny!
2007-09-01 09:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were cute I like them Ill give u a star
2007-08-31 15:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
2015-01-11 18:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Indya Speak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaawwww! That is so sweet and thoughtful! Thank you so much, you have brightened up my day with a smile and these jokes! Thank you! Here's a star :)
2007-08-24 12:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked that you get a star
2007-08-31 13:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by hilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
not funny from the mans point of view :(
2007-08-31 00:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the question? What's to be answered? ha..ha, anyways (since everyone is laughing)!
2007-09-01 10:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by LP 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good stuff! You and pat just made my day! STAR!
2007-08-31 05:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋