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One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."

Her father replied "Don't do that, butterflies are our friends. No butter for a week."

A little while later the girl was playing and she clapped her hands and said "Daddy, daddy, I killed a honeybee!"

Her father said, "Don't do that, honeybees are our friends. No honey for a week."

Later on that day the girl and her father were in the kitchen. The girl's mother joined them. The mother stamped her foot and said, "I killed a cockroach."

The little girl said to her father, "Should I tell her or do you want to?"

2007-08-24 11:36:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Too busy laughing to answer. L O L

2007-08-24 11:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2016-10-03 04:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Haha! Very Funny!

2007-08-24 12:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-08-25 03:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha definitely funny. Do you think the mother will manage with that for a week?


:-)))

2007-08-24 12:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-24 11:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

LOOOL

awwwww

starred

2007-08-24 11:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0 0

hmmmm lol poor little girl didnt see it coming star

2007-08-24 11:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Moo-Chan 3 · 0 0

hehehe funny one, gonna pass this one on, thx for the giggles, a star for you , keep posting;)

2007-08-24 15:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0 0

LOL!
Too busy laughing right now!

2007-08-24 11:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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