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They need a Biblical explanation for everything right?

2007-08-24 11:32:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Fireball, look up the word Feral =)

2007-08-24 11:40:10 · update #1

Mike who asked a question that I am attacking?

I also don't preach to "forgive and forget", therefore I can be a complete jerk and not have it go against my core values as you would.

2007-08-25 03:42:12 · update #2

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Modern toilets are against the bible teaching.

God gives us instructions for defecating. He says to carefully cover up all feces "for the Lord walketh in the midst of thy camp." (You wouldn't want the divine foot to step in your poop, would you?) Deuteronomy 23:12-14

2007-08-24 11:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 6 1

Although paper had been known as a wrapping and padding material in China since the 2nd century BC,[1] the first use of toilet paper in human history dates back to the 6th century AD, in early medieval China.[2] In 589 AD the scholar-official Yan Zhitui (531–591) wrote about the use of toilet paper:

"Paper on which there are quotations or commentaries from Five Classics or the names of sages, I dare not use for toilet purposes".[2]

During the later Tang Dynasty (618–907 AD) a Muslim Arab traveler to China in the year 851 AD remarked:

"They (the Chinese) are not careful about cleanliness, and they do not wash themselves with water when they have done their necessities; but they only wipe themselves with paper."[2]

2007-08-24 18:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 4 0

Excuse me - Aren't you the one who just asked this question today:

"Is it just me, or do theists attack the person asking rather than the question when they get desperate?"

So, it's OK for you to insult people with a question, but people shouldn't insult the one that asks? Or are you just getting desperate perhaps.

To answer the question. I'm a total fundie and I can use toilet paper. Who knew? I can hear the awe of the crowd even as I type this.

2007-08-24 19:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by MikeM 6 · 3 0

In Numbers it says you are supposed to take a shovel and bury your turds outside of the camp so that God does not step on them when he is walking around at night.

The bible is full of wisdom.

2007-08-24 18:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

No...it doesn't mention t.p.

But, in Deuteronomy (23:12-13), it tells you how to take a crap in the woods!

2007-08-24 18:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by onbelay_belayon 2 · 1 0

They know how to use it... it's for sanitary purposes and I don't think they need a biblical explanation just to use it.

2007-08-24 18:39:58 · answer #6 · answered by homunculus 2 · 1 0

No, they do not.
The material to which you refer had not yet been invented when the Bible was written.

Have a fun evening. I am glad that you have some pleasure in life, even if it is only to mock Christians.
I hope one day that you will find other fulfillment in your life.

2007-08-24 18:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1 2

Hey now... don't risk the ire of the Wadical Weligious Wipe!!

2007-08-24 18:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 5 0

With them it usually comes out the other end

2007-08-24 18:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by Bigmouth Strikes Again 3 · 1 0

apparently...because they think we are incapable of having morals without the bible...how could we possibly use something as complex as toilet paper with proper instruction?

2007-08-24 18:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 1 0

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