Morris, an 82 year old man, went to the dr. to get a physical. A few days later the dr. saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris & said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: "Get a hot momma & be cheerful."
The dr. said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve-thirty."
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor & pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis".
2007-08-24 10:46:19 · 3 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles