Well, it is time to go home...to my gay partner of 17 years...?
in my gay car, actually, (it's not gay)
go for an 8 mile gay run, (again, not really gay)
walk my gay dog, (again,she is fixed, not really gay)
go to the gay grocery store, (live in the suburbs, so not gay)
clean my gay house, (well it is decorated nice...so maybe gay)
read a little in my gay book, (no, it's about civil rights for blacks)
and then call it an evening in my gay bed.(I share it with a guy, so o.k., maybe gay)
tomorrow
I will go to my gay gym, (nope, it's straight)
lay by the gay pool, (nope neighborhood pool, in suburbs)
fix a gay dinner, (mmm, I am a good cook, so maybe a little gay)
entertain some gay friends for dinner, (yep, all but 2 are gay)
Sunday
I will go to my gay church, (nope, straight Methodist, with a few gay members)
Run a gay 10 miles, (again, nope running through my neighborhood)
Read the gay paper, (nope, Dallas news)
Are you frightened by my homosexual agenda for the weekend?
2007-08-24 09:46:32 · 8 answers · asked by G.C. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nope. But then, I'm sitting at my gay computer (ooh, it's a Gateway - gay could be a nickname for it!! Cool!!!), drinking my gay tea (Crystal Light Green Tea with Raspberry - is that gay?) and watching my gay tv (don't think a tv can be gay). Have an awesome gay weekend! I'll have one!
2007-08-24 10:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do people honestly treat you (in real life) like you have an agenda? I would go absolutely berserk!
Most of my friends haven't settled down and still play up to the gay role, which I think is a defensive mechanism of sorts. I thought that when they settled down the might not upset people so much..... god this is an awful world sometimes.
I have this weird and probably irritating habit of assuming all gay people are more likely to be the kind of people I can get along with.... I think to be gay you need to have such strength of character to know who you are and to be who you are in the face of adversity. Maybe it because the majority of my friends are gay and lesbian or maybe that's why I know I have a tendency to get along better with homosexuals.
I don't mean to be offensive or anything, Im not saying you're all alike....
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2007-08-24 10:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by Fiona F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always knew you were up to this kind of thing. It's the gay agenda. Some people call it "living happily everafter" but I call it THE GAY AGENDA!
Because GAY AGENDA is fewer letters and comes with scary music.
2007-08-24 09:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you really are a radical militant gay activist promoting the Gay Agenda, aren't you? (titter titter tee hee)
2007-08-25 00:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I frightened ? You mean like having a phobia? Are you asking if I am homophobic?....... No. I am not afraid of gays.
2007-08-24 10:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh! Can I see an 'Atheist Agenda' from someone now?
2007-08-24 09:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mi Atheist Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-08-24 09:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by Fugitive Peices 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...as Fred Flintstone would say..."have a gay old time!"
2007-08-24 09:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋