A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the
stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
"Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh**?"
2007-08-24 09:26:23 · 5 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart little girl... If only their were more people like that. I wonder where she is learning the word SH*T? Very funny.
2007-08-24 12:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 09:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2007-08-24 09:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bob B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-24 09:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by bjorn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha not bad
2007-08-24 09:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by joedudez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋