1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4 .. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
5 .. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
2007-08-24 08:58:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this STAR quality or what?
2007-08-24 08:58:39 · update #1
I have some wild friends so I know that #5 and #7 are really close to the truth. Thanks - think I'll give you a star too!
2007-08-24 12:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!! 10/10
2007-08-24 09:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, star, but i would like to have an imput on the first one
- the cuttings can heal back to their original position after a vasectomy
2007-08-24 09:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 09:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!!! Star Quality
2007-08-24 09:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT !!! Of Course I Gave You A Star!
2007-08-24 18:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by Tiffany M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha I gave you a star. Nice list.
2007-08-24 09:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star quality indeed!
2007-08-24 09:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by GingerGirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about star quality, but definitely made me chuckle.
2007-08-24 09:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by Christy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
I'll star it but I'm expecting 10 points :)
2007-08-24 09:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by kvolcom13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋