An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
Instead of buying a
new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the
vestibule. When he
got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew
where he had to sit
and listen to the entiresermon on "The Ten Commandments." After
church, the man met
the preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his had vigorously, and
told him "I want to
thank you preacher for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal
a hat and after
hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it."
Preacher: "You mean the commandment 'I shall not steal' changed your
mind?"
Old Man: "No, the one about adultery did.
As soon as you said that I remember where I left my old hat!"
2007-08-24 08:40:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl again babes best get the soap powder out xxxx
2007-08-24 12:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, that's the suited little gadget I honestly have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum does not sparkling up that mess, i will consume it!" She suggested, "could you like a fork?! we've not have been given the means on yet!"
2016-10-16 21:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite good
I will think of the 10 commandments
next time I go out??
2007-08-24 08:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by retired gentleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-08-24 09:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have just watched a carry on film. This is where i heard this joke for the first time.
2007-08-24 08:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by john m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2007-08-25 06:41:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-08-24 21:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is a nice
heard similar version before but funny is as funny does
2007-08-24 09:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Star-worthy.
2007-08-24 08:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Clutch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EH, not... It doesn't really pinpoint a real joke, it just kind of ends...
2007-08-24 08:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by joedudez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋