The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club."
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50.
What could I do?
Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the 90 bucks, and went home.
2007-08-24 08:21:30 · 21 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch, but smart girl....
2007-08-24 12:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 17:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...smart chickie. thx for the laughs and gigles from this one, 10/10 star for you, keep posting more ;)
2007-08-24 16:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Novel use for an ATM card!
Funny!
2007-08-24 16:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope that was the only withdrawl you made pmsl
good one have a star
2007-08-24 18:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Nice one.
Hah.
2007-08-24 15:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard that 1 b4
2007-08-24 15:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that was funny. That just made my day alot better.(Will to laugh that is!@)
2007-08-24 15:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by nativeangel88 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha brilliant, that was a bit of a cheek!!! pmsl
2007-08-24 15:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by babyblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes..that the spirit..i would do the same!!cheers..
2007-08-24 15:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! I laughed real hard!
2007-08-24 15:27:38 · answer #11 · answered by Mr. Clutch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋