A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
2007-08-24 08:20:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Sorry went in to wrong category by mistake.
2007-08-24 08:22:12 · update #1
Nice Ones
Here's Kind Of a Áss Joke
A Woman Is At Her Desk On Her First Day and Is Imputing Her Password To Her Computer. She Goes Up To Her Boss
And Asks What Her Password Should Be, He Says Penís To Show His Authority. She Enters It In And Then She Falls Of Her Chair In Laughter. The Boss Looks At The Screen And It Said: Password Rejected. Reason -- Too Small
Hope This Makes You Laugh!
P.S: I Need A Best Answer For Level 2!!!
2007-08-24 08:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
looool good ones lol
oh and just putting a word in for that guy that asked for a best answer cos his jke was hilarious lol oh and cos he asked for it lol so maybe he should be considered lol
smile =D
2007-08-24 12:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pupils failed their math examination and got here to their professor's residing house for re-examination. they have have been given B this time whether it extremely is 11:35 p.m. now. nicely the professor says them that they are in a position to spend the night in his residing house. So there are: Professor and his spouse of their room. Professor's daughter in her room. the scholars in a visitor-room. whilst it extremely is a million:00 a.m. between the student wakes up because of the fact he needs intercourse. So he is going to a room and sees 2 bodies on a mattress. "nicely, it often is the prof and his spouse" - the student is going to the different room and sees one physique on a mattress - "Haha, fortunate i'm. it is the daughter!" slightly later the prof wakes up and thinks "what in the event that they gonna make love with my toddler! i could extra helpful to sleep in her room!" So he is going in her room and sees 2 bodies. He thinks he grew to become into incorrect, is going to the visitor room and sees one physique on the mattress. So he joined the student thinking that it is his toddler. slightly later the 2nd student wakes up... The morning got here. The professor chanced on his spouse with one student and his daughter with one student: "i'm math professor. i be responsive to each thing approximately math. yet that circulate ruins the full combinatory thought!!!!"
2016-10-03 04:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by dorthy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I liked those,,,ha ha ha have a star
2007-08-24 08:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good ones, as per. Why have you changed?
2007-08-24 08:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats it i spat my drink all over the keyboard thanks......lol
2007-08-24 08:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice ones your good xxx
2007-08-24 12:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the jokes they cheered me up when i felt down keep up the good work
2007-08-24 08:34:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good LOL
2007-08-24 08:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh of the day. Those were funny.
2007-08-24 08:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by scorpio78 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋