Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.
The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
2007-08-24 08:12:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...OMG..that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I needed the cheering up. You are extra special.
2007-08-24 08:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good One.
Heres Another.
Knock Knock
Whos There
Team
Team Who
SWAT TEAM
**Shoot The Answerer Of The Joke**
Hope This Makes You Laugh
2007-08-24 08:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad... Here is one back at you. Jesus and Moses decide to go down to earth and spend the day golfing. They need a third so they just pick a random guy off the street. The trio is on the 5th hole and there is a water hazard right before the green. Moses lines up his shot and wacks the ball. It goes soaring through the sky but is heading straight for the water hazard. Moses raises his club and spreads his arms out wide. The water of the hazard parts and the ball bounces off the ground and lands on the green 6 feet from the hole. Jesus and the guy off the street clap and both congratulate Moses on a nice shot. Jesus steps up to the tee and takes his shot. The ball goes soaring but is again heading straight for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and raises his chin so he is facing the heavens and the ball skips lightly across the water and on to the green, coming to rest 3 feet from the hole. Moses and the guy clap and congratulate Jesus. The man steps up to the Tee and smacks his ball. It hooks off into the woods and lands at the bottom of a large oak tree. A squirell grabs the ball and runs up the tree with it. A hawk swoops out of the sky and snatches the squirel out of the tree and begins to fly off. Suddenly a lightening bolt comes out of the clear blue sky and strikes the hawk. The hawk drops the squirel, the squirl drops the ball, and the ball drops right down into the cup for a Hole In One. Jesus turns to the guy and says "Nice Shot Dad.
2016-04-01 13:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. I have a friend who is a carpenter and I am going to share it with him.-lol
2007-08-24 08:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by CURIOUS IN STOCKTON 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, Brilliant.
2007-08-24 08:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 09:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean joke. Keep them coming.
2007-08-24 08:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, lol that's one of the best blonde jokes in a while *
2007-08-24 08:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Roger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good! Star
2007-08-24 08:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Clutch 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny.
2007-08-24 08:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by candle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
star for you. very funny
2007-08-24 08:31:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋