Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers.
Nicholas Cage, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office oomph of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to
select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.
"Well," started Cage, "I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Beethoven has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I’ll play him."
"I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I’d like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
So Arnold says........
"I’ll be Bach."
2007-08-24 06:52:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those of you who don't get it, Bach is a famous musician also.
2007-08-24 07:14:11 · update #1
LMAO!! Very hilarious.
Have a STAR!
2007-08-24 06:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does everyone have to have some Terminator-related pun when dealing with Gov. Arnie?
2007-08-24 07:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by bwing55543 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i didnt get it but i liekd the part wen arnold said ill be bcah so yea heres s star
2007-08-24 07:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You've just wasted 30 second of my life.... I want it back
2007-08-24 07:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by Keger E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give you a cheese rating if they had one heh heh
2007-08-24 06:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap. That's freakin' awesome.
2007-08-24 07:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-08-24 06:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by hs cheerleader 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gettin punny
2007-08-24 07:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by pianopunk7878 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA that made my day!!star!:D
2007-08-24 07:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by Rocker chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats old
2007-08-24 06:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋