Men are like?

Question

.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.

.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

.....bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

Answer 1

typical, you must remember that women waffle a lot, they've got four lips, men are better coz they got 2 heads
starred

Answer 2

You are so nice! You edited out the nastiest ones.

..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

.....Parking Spaces.
The ones that aren't taken are too small.

..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Answer 3

lol very good sounds like men to the T

Answer 4

typical blokes especially the mini skirt analagy

Answer 5

yeah...i hope you are aware that there are men on this network. dont judge us by the few you know or watch on tv

Answer 6

Good ones!!! Too bad they don't apply to my husband.

Answer 7

not the funniest ones that I have read today. but good

Answer 8

To true.
But men are superior!
If it's ok with you ladies?

Answer 9

I resemble those remarks...lol

Answer 10

o shut up lol