2007-08-24 04:45:33 · 15 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And the chicken will cross the road!
2007-08-24 04:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Jesus will come back, the cows can go anywhere they want, because it will be all about Jesus then, and I hope you are ready for that!
2007-08-24 04:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely... in case you're utilising Jesus as an analogy for the solar, then he would be coming decrease back in blazing glory. yet once you recommend what fundamentalist christians recommend by using 'Jesus coming decrease back', you've gotten greater success making a wager on the cows.
2016-10-16 21:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and of course, I'm already packed being a "rapture-ready" dairy cow.
2007-08-24 05:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Holy Cow! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cows will be dead and fossilized before people realize that nobody is coming back.
2007-08-24 04:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It'll be nice and shady under all the flying pigs.
2007-08-24 04:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
And hell will freeze over, pigs will fly, monkeys will fly out of my butt, and every calender will include the 12th of Never.
2007-08-24 04:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
where have the cows been? did they have fun?
2007-08-24 04:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by phrog 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No but the Fat Lady will sing.
2007-08-24 04:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, but technically, pigs should fly... or at least it will look that way when they're raptured.
2007-08-24 04:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋