A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies>
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
2007-08-24 04:25:38 · 18 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-08-24 04:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
And Twinkle steals the question yet again with an equally funny (if not more so) joke!
2007-08-24 04:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too Much Information!!! =D
2007-08-27 07:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good star for you.
2007-08-24 04:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.....that was very very funny...here's one for u
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"
"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.
"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.
"Is it your brother?"
"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"
Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.
"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"
"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.
Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-24 04:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
lol! heard it before but still a good chuckle!
2007-08-24 04:28:51 · answer #6 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my! im crying laughing here - good one have a star *
2007-08-24 05:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by CharlieWarlie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice funny
2007-08-24 04:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
teachers like to call their students as their children... so motherhood.
2007-08-24 04:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mr B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....hahahahaha...too good...have a star....LOL...
2007-08-24 04:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! what an embarrassing moment for that guy! :-))
2007-08-24 05:36:21 · answer #11 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋