Three women, two younger, & one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm & the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained,"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows & stared at her.
The older woman finally said....."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a FAX!!!!!
2007-08-24 04:02:24 · 14 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey I was just bursting out laughing!!! It was very funny to me:)
Thanks a lot for making the day a little nicer with a smile and a good old laugh:):)
Rags37
2007-08-25 04:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-08-24 04:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by CAM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-08-24 04:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! A guy went to the clinic to get tested for AIDS. He returned two months later for his results. The nurse came in and told him he had to wait two weeks for the results. After two weeks, the guy returned to the clinic frustrated. The doctor came in and said, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The bad news is... we now charge $ 700 for results. The guy laughed and said That's the bad news? Ok what's the good news? The doctor said, The good news is, people who actually have AIDS don't have to pay us one single penny for their results on Fridays... come back in two more days.
2016-05-17 04:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a different version of people but it was still funny.
2007-08-24 04:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man that's hilarious... I'm laughing at work. Ha
Kudos to you!
2007-08-24 04:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by joedudez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, and I plan on using that joke
2007-08-24 04:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by Iamstitch2U 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee good one star for u =)
2007-08-24 04:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i gave u a star.
2007-08-24 04:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz XD
2007-08-24 04:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋