I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
2007-08-24 03:55:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-08-24 03:56:02 · update #1
Why was the orgasam invented??
An: so that women colud moan even when enjoying themselves!!!!!!
2007-08-24 04:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. The funniest joke ever is (drumroll please...)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was running away from Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes.
2007-08-24 11:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Bam Bam Obama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-08-25 16:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by Hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! THIS IS FRIGGIN FUNNY!
took me a while to get it but its amazing :)
Star For You ;D
I Am Forever Loving Your Jokes :)
2007-08-24 12:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but not the funniest ever!
It's smart though, so I like it!
2007-08-24 11:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by joedudez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you aint far wrong hun that is a top joke haha
2007-08-24 11:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey very funny thumbs up!best one i heard today
2007-08-24 11:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it took me a few times to get it
2007-08-24 11:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ratchet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lmao rofl
2007-08-24 11:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by shadowseer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1...
But could be better if it wuz shorter....
2007-08-24 11:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋