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2007-08-24 03:52:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Well...thank you, Janet. I'm quite attached to it. I've had it for quite a while.

2007-08-24 04:02:27 · update #1

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nothing since there was that mix up with the bus load of old jewish ladies who within 24hours had raised mmost of the money to build an air-conditioning unit big enough for hell.

you know, where god asked the devil to send them to hevean because of the mix-up but the devil refused because of their fund raising skills.

2007-08-24 03:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Bluto Blutarsky16 2 · 4 0

It is all paid for by the sins of those who chose to be there by their own volition. They also get free movie-playing their own life story over and over again. They will like those part especially where they indulges in their sensual and wicked acts. There are no other past-time beside enjoying the intense heat and unquenchable thirst. I'm sure you will love it as you seem to be preparing yourself for it with such great expectancy.

But, I still wish you can joined me here in Heaven rather than just watching you hot movies over and over again world without end in that environment!

2007-08-24 05:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heating bill dont you read your bible solomon its hot in hell air conditioning is very expensive accorging to the price of oil yoy can look up the cost just before you expire on the i.n.

2007-08-24 04:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There is no such thing as a heating bill there, compliments of the Host. Now on the other hand, the water bill is phenomenal.

2007-08-24 04:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 3 0

Before the bill goes to the hell, it gets usually burned out so i guess even the devil hasn't got a clue.

2007-08-24 03:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hell went "Green" a long time ago, they use Geo-thermal for most of the normal heating and nuclear waste for the things like the lake of fire

2007-08-24 03:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 5 0

I would'nt want to find out! I live in the tropic so I know what my cooling bill is, But I don't think hell have a payment plan!

2007-08-24 04:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by singapores 3 · 3 0

Zilch!!
$0.00
Humidity is off the charts.
Blazing infernos all over the place.
The lake of fire.
Heat is just not a problem there.

2007-08-24 05:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by T_Rae 3 · 2 0

Low; Hell uses alternative energy. Specifically, it's heated by human suffering and the wrath of an angry God.

2007-08-24 03:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

It's free of charge I believe for one year but if you apply with a DarkSin membership you get close to %30 off your required contributions each month after.

2007-08-24 03:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by Gia M 2 · 3 0

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