Santa wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and
two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of
beer have you got?
Santa : SIX.
Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Santa : SEVEN!
Tester : How on Earth do you work out that
three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Santa : I've already got one rabbit at home...........!
2007-08-24 02:44:05 · 30 answers · asked by World Vision 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good old Santa. a rabbit and a herd of reindeer.... what next?
2007-08-26 19:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa should have seven rabbits cos 2into three is six ading another as the tester said should be seven
2007-08-25 05:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by tesso 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!"Santa has already got 1 rabbit at home"=))Thank you for sharing this joke!
2007-08-24 10:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Bizarre Dream 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SANTA AND HIS SEVEN RABBITS made my little daughter forget her anger and laugh out loud. Lovely and enjoyable.
2007-08-26 14:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by chids 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHA....GOOD ONE
Here's one for u
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind
man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what?
The third salesman added, along with the
Cuckoo clock, I also sold her one hundred pounds of bird seeds!!!!!
CHeeRioS
2007-08-24 09:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Omg very funny star 4 u
2007-08-25 05:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
quite interesting
coz i'm wondering how tat santa got seven
not bad
2007-08-24 09:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by charmaine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good a star fr u
2007-08-25 16:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by lovely 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? But he didn't have a fridge full of beer too? Totally ruins my image of the Big Guy, thanks alot!
2007-08-24 10:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ponyboy99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice funny
2007-08-24 09:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋