Oldie But A Goodie? Couple in their 90's are having problems remembering. During a checkup, the dr.tells them

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that they're physically ok, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
While watching TV at home, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything from the kitchen?" he asks.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Dont' you think you should write it down?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries with it. You need to write it down so's not to forget it."
He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget. Write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down. I can remember! I got it... for goodness sake!"
Then he goes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen & hands his wife a plate of bacon & eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
"Where's my toast?"

Answer 1

This is soooo funny. Thanks for making my Friday a little bit more cheerier!!!!!!

Answer 2

That was SO funny! Here's another one:

Subject: Montana Cowboy
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satelliten that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has een processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says
the cowboy.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on
amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then
the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a cows...this is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.

Answer 3

lol....good one...here's one for you

Ladies Bumper Stickers, You're Going to Love This One!!?

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
_______

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

23. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

CHeeRioS

Answer 4

good one but sometimes when we are young we also do dumb hings

what happened when the newlyweds got the Vaseline and window putty mixed up ??


there windows fell out

Answer 5

he forgot AGAIN, he seems to forget the toast every time I hear this joke.

Answer 6

hahaha
interesting
quite nice actually, not bad
they're funny actually wen they act like they noes everything
thanks

Answer 7

haha lols XD

Answer 8

That's hysterical!

Answer 9

They are both forgetful!

Answer 10

remind me to my parents