An engineer dies and is standing at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter took a quick look in the book of life and failing to see the engineer’s name, cast him down into Hell.
After a few weeks in Hell the engineer began to get frustrated with the poor living conditions. He set to work and soon had designed air conditioning, reclining chairs, microwaves, and televisions. Everyone in hell was enjoying the new inventions of the engineer when God looked down one day.
Needless to say God was upset that the living conditions in Hell had improved, so he called to Satan saying “What’s going on down there? How did you get a hold of all that stuff?”
Satan Replied smugly, “We’ve got ourselves an engineer.”
God angrily said “What! How did you get an engineer? There must be some mistake. I want that engineer back immediately.”
Satan animatedly refused saying “NO way, we like him and we’re keeping him.”
(continued)
2007-08-24 02:38:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God said “Oh yeah, well he’s rightfully mine and if you don’t give him back I’m going to sue you.”
Satan responded “Oh yeah, and just where do you think YOU are going to find a lawyer?”
2007-08-24 02:39:10 · update #1
Lol. I hope that means all engineers get a free pass into heaven.
2007-08-24 02:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...here's one for you
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine
to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if
he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the
roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel.
The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to
see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side
mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in
through the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call
in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very
important person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?"
asked the trooper. "Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief. "No! This
guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.
"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his
chauffeur."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-24 02:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha
interesting actually
not bad
2007-08-24 02:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by charmaine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-08-24 06:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good. i like it
2007-08-24 02:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Amber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋