Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
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2007-08-24 02:19:32 · 50 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-08-24 02:19:49 · update #1
LOL LOL haha! :]
2007-08-24 04:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by Karen B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A joke as return gift for you!
A fully automated flight was announced. There was a big rush for tickets & all were sold out quickly. Finally, all the passengers boarded the air craft, doors were closed & there was an announcement....
Wel come to fully automated flight! No crew, no pilots.. but don't worry, all the tests are successfully through and we are about to..to..to..to..!
2007-08-31 20:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-24 02:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-01 12:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends posted this joke on her blog I thought it was very funny at the time still funny now.
2007-08-31 23:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by sidestepper11 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that was pretty funny Ill give u a star for that one
2007-08-30 13:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Soooooo Funnnnnnyyy!!!! LOL
2007-08-31 20:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks...."Does this taste funny?"
2007-08-24 03:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan_Hood 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The first time I heard that joke it was funny.
2007-08-31 06:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.lol
2007-08-24 05:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by ttt3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaa LooL I liked it
OMG your jokes are hilarious
Love em
2007-08-24 03:55:01 · answer #11 · answered by ѕαяσσηα 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋