2007-08-24 02:09:06 · 14 answers · asked by mmkstunner 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hopefully today, this planet sucks...
2007-08-24 02:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
July 14, 2015.
On this day, El Presidente for life George W. Bush of the glorious United Theocratic States of Jesusland will launch a nuclear attack on all heretical enemy nations.
In the ensuing nuclear holocaust, most of the countries will be destroyed except for Australia because there's nothing down there of any value. As a result, Australia will become the new superpower and will rule the charred remains of the Earth until 2020 when the radiation levels will have contaminated the water and the only thing left to drink is Foster's. All of Australia will commit suicide instead of drinking that swill.
2007-08-24 09:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by JavaJoe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judgment begins in the house of God.
2007-08-24 09:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The day a person is born, their thoughts and actions are being recorded. No one knows the hour or the day that Jesus will return. Just accept him into your heart and change your lifestyle, do his works and when that day comes you will be ready. It could be any time. Are you ready now? Would you like to invite him in? You can. Right there in your home or office just close your eyes and say "Jesus, I know that you came to this earth to die for my sins, I love you and I need you to be in my life. I forgive everyone who has ever hurt me, I ask that the Father will forgive me. Jesus come into my heart. Amen"
2007-08-24 09:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Right now! In my laundry room because hopefully some underwear will get clean in the process!
2007-08-24 09:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by Just keep breathin' 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only God has the answer regarding judgement day, not man. So I would do my best to be prepared everyday.
2007-08-24 09:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody knows the exact date but the sign is so clear.
2007-08-24 11:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by z_jepoh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one knows the hour or day just be ready when Jesus comes!
2007-08-24 14:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
September 12...at sunset
2007-08-24 09:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by mzJakes 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no divine judgement day. There is just the usual judgements by other people.
When you die, you're just dead.
2007-08-24 09:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no one knows hun only God. just be ready and when it all starts you will be fine!
2007-08-24 09:12:52 · answer #11 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋