its always been my dream to meet a mermaid and make mad passionate love to her on blackpool beach
until then i want to start a mermaid worshipping religion
but i dont know what to call it
any ideas?
ive already got the prayer sorted...
Our Mermaid, who art in ocean,
scaly be thy tail.
Thy Kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in ocean
Give us this day our daily sex.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Amen
2007-08-24 01:58:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are right....you DO need help!!
2007-08-24 06:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mermaidism.
2007-08-24 02:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oceanus Sexious
2007-08-24 02:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mermaidology
Little mermaids
mermadiaans
Whatever, sign me up i would love to sleep with a mermaid.
2007-08-24 02:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mermaladianity
2007-08-24 07:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marmiteism
2007-08-24 02:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fishchickism?.
Incidently how would you go about making love to a mermaid? I mean, where are her girly bits? She doesnt have any legs for them to be between.
2007-08-24 02:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by Big kid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fishforce
2007-08-24 02:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by robmurfitts 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fishy Tails?
2007-08-24 02:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by tomsp10 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hang on there, how do you make love to a mermaid, doesnt the tail get in the way, i mean, did you ever see a "hole" on aerial on the little mermaid? god knows i was looking!!
anyway, imply call it mermatism! sounds pretty cool i think!
2007-08-24 02:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First, you'll need to write the Book of Mermaid.
2007-08-24 02:03:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋