a guy goes to a disco and picks up a chinese woman, takes her home. She says "i will do anything you want".
he says "how about a 69" she says "im not cooking at this time of night".
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
gag.
What did the vet say to the dog who kept licking his balls?
thanks.
What position produces the ugliest children?
ask your mother.
Scottish woman walks in on her husband masterbating into a wellie.
she shout at him "stop f*cking a boot"
whats the diference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? you can negotionate with a terrorist.
a bloke comes home to find his girlfriend having sex with his best mate.
he says "whats going on here?"
the girlfriend turns to the mate and says,"see i told you he was stupid".
2007-08-24 00:47:50 · 21 answers · asked by juju-arlie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ! love it!!! hahahaha!
2007-08-24 00:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by applebeer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair enuff juju your jokes are cheesier than mine lol have a star, and I'm scottish who told you about the wellie incident??? lolololol
2007-08-24 01:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by Paddy H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like em. Star 4 u.
2007-08-24 00:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some were funny, some I didnt find too funny. Good try though.
2007-08-24 01:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by *CraftyMomma* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 00:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get some of the jokes :)
haha.. Im slow.. xD
i like the last one.. weeeee
2007-08-24 00:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Tsarey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I will tell you youre jokes are funny!
2007-08-24 00:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them,they made me chuckle.
2007-08-24 01:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by northern lass 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny! ;)
2007-08-24 11:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious haha
2007-08-24 01:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by naruto fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-24 03:25:18 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋