Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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2007-08-24 00:44:20 · 7 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After 30 years: Duffman
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2007-08-24 00:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones!
2007-08-24 07:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-08-24 09:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by Unseen-and-Unheard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me smile..:)
2007-08-24 08:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh! :]
2007-08-24 10:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he!
2007-08-24 07:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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