Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
2007-08-24 00:42:21 · 14 answers · asked by BabyDoll 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seems like you've been looking at the Christmas Cracker mottoes already ! ! !
2007-08-24 00:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny i have actually heard it before but it was told in the third person style and featured the husband eating the beans so good job
2016-05-17 04:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 00:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah haa
2007-08-24 00:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao well worth reading! lol x
2007-08-24 00:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU are A liar!!!!YOU said ITS long BUT its FRIDAY so STAR for YOU tootz!!!!
2007-08-24 00:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-24 03:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke.
2007-08-24 06:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by jimmybond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that funny ...............poor fellow u got fool by you friend!!!! dun belive him!!!! haha
2007-08-24 01:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! stupid jocks! lol!
2007-08-24 00:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋