I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways." For some reason i actually beleived her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles. I asked "Aren't you trying to hang yourself?"
"Yes, whats your point?"
"Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks"
"Yeah well, I tried that, But then i couldnt breathe."
2007-08-24 00:30:24 · 22 answers · asked by BabyDoll 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*heard it before !!!!
But thanks for posting !!
2007-08-24 00:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 07:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes are mean't to be the ones that have the most fun,
So why am I cracking up on the floor! XD
2007-08-27 13:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a old joke but still kind of funny.
2007-08-24 07:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny what about this one *
Alittle girlgoes to the barber with her father. she stands next to the barbers chair, eating a cake while her dad gets a hair cut. the barber smiles at her and says " sweetheart, your going to get hair on your muffin." "i know," she says. "im gona get ****, too." come read my jokes xx
2007-08-24 08:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by juju-arlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha thats great lol nice one
2007-08-24 07:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i've herad that but in a differernt way, lol still funny
2007-08-24 07:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-24 07:35:20 · answer #8 · answered by lucky_miss_sunshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made me lol.
Have a star.
2007-08-24 07:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice have a star
2007-08-24 07:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by baby gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one. thx a lot, i was having a very tough morning.
2007-08-24 07:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by Leon the african 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋