There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-08-24 00:10:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor who advised him to get a lodger, six months later the doctor saw the elderly man & asked him if his wife was pregnant, the old man replied " yes and the lodger as well"
2007-08-28 11:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2007-08-28 08:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by reefboi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thoroughly enjoyed the joke. Have a star.
2007-08-24 02:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a good chuckle luv , star !
2007-08-24 01:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by BRUCE L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL niceee star XD
2007-08-24 00:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely a nice clean one
thank you
which reminds me time for my yearly bath
2007-08-29 09:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one! I didn't expect it, those are always the best ones(not that I expect a gross ending) ^_~
2007-08-24 05:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one have a star
2007-08-24 00:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by nethnee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn...he should have asked eevry girl in the neighburhood to try and remove it...
2007-08-28 03:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-24 03:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋