An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score."
After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7.
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart. Straining real hard the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."
2007-08-24 00:08:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh haha! :S
2007-08-24 03:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing i want to know is why do americans have the perspective that we're these rich, posh, t**ts, we've got this low crime rate and warm beer etc etc?. I mean what the hell!? Have you been to some parts of London or South Wales, or Scotland? Have you ever watched Adulthood or Kidulthood? Thats London these days.... And im very sorry but i'll take a cold pint of lager thank you very much ;) Theres just no excuse for it. And the reason we stereotype most Americans as fat and slobbish is because most Americans ARE fat and slobbish... Whereas you are just way off base with us. And whilst your at it, learn about Wales! Cymru am byth
2016-05-21 05:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by tameika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
Heres Another
A Woman Is In Bed And Is About To Go To Sleep When Her Husband Starts Touching Her All Over In A Hot Way. The Woman Is Enjoying It When He Suddenly Stops. She Says "Why Did You Stop" He Says "I Got The Remote!"
2007-08-24 00:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yuck
2007-08-25 02:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 00:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grossly funny... Ewww. LOL
2007-08-24 00:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another star for you. You're on a roll.
2007-08-24 00:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That one's great! but very visually disturbing!
2007-08-27 22:05:52 · answer #8 · answered by D.W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you have raised the stakes!
2007-08-24 01:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eww so gross in more ways than one, but funny none the less
2007-08-24 00:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad, though not so funny
2007-08-24 02:25:36 · answer #11 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋