As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2007-08-24 00:03:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it! But that's not what I would have done! G. xxx
2007-08-24 01:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the joke actually goes like this:
a woman is sitting in her seat inside an airplane in air when the airplane starts to fall down. at that point the woman jumps up and says to the guy next to her make me feel woman again!!! and the guy quickly takes of his shirt and tells the lady here you can iron this you crazy
b!tch
2007-08-30 08:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 07:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old is gold; so also is this joke. Nevertheless, here is a star for your nice effort to give us a laugh. Thank you!
2007-08-24 09:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
You are very funny!
Make sure you tell more If you like to
2007-08-30 09:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of sexist jokes today from everyone :) Star again.
2007-08-24 07:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! naughty naughty!!!
Laughed my head off at this one! Must tell my daughter she will enjoy it too!
10/10 + *
2007-08-29 16:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i borrow £20 to go to the pub
2007-08-30 22:24:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good. 10/10
2007-08-24 07:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-08-30 11:47:52 · answer #10 · answered by silversurfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋