There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine.
The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about.
Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.
The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaselinel.
When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said,
"Don't you think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of your *** by now?"
2007-08-24 00:03:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe,LOL
2007-08-24 00:10:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♣Kermit the Frog♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One, Here's Another
Four People Get Trapped On A Dessert Island, And They Live Alone For A While But Then They Came Together, The English Man Said To The First Guy "Where Are You From "He Reply's "I'm From France, Have This Wine I Saved" he Asked The Next Guy The Same Question And He Says "I'm From Italy" And He Gets Cheese! The English Man Says Ill Survive This Island With This! So He Goes To The Third Man And Says "Where Are You From" He Replys "I'm From America" And He Pulls Out A Gun And Shoots Him And Takes His Food.
Hope This Makes You Laugh
2007-08-24 00:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all - and Osama-bin-lorry by the way are you mad? She is a fine, fine, fine looking girl. Just makes me wish I was 20 years younger and living in Wales.
2007-08-24 01:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by ShuggieMac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before only it was a guy in quicksand, and a biker called him a ***. Who would drop a woman who does all that?
2016-05-21 05:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by tameika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 00:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, you have brought some colour into this black and white world.
2007-08-24 02:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by northern lass 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least one of them has common sense.
2007-08-25 02:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one.
2007-08-24 21:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by Stuart M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha good one again Jonsey!
Star <3!
2007-08-24 04:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by teanah203 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahahahaahaha
i cant stop laughing
thats very nice
i like it
hahahaahahhahahahahaaha
2007-08-24 02:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I like it
2007-08-24 00:18:59 · answer #11 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋