how do you make a blond burn her ear
call her when she doing the ironing
how did the blond burn her ear
listening to the match
how did the blonde fall out the window
ironing her curtains
a blond invention
an under water hair dryer
2007-08-23 23:53:27 · 10 answers · asked by clover 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when riding with a blonde , how do you stop the constant squeel?
stick your finger in her ear!
how do you get a blonde out of the back seat?
let the red light change!
how do you turn off a blondes bedroom light , ?
close the car door!
2007-08-24 00:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by thunderson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who needs to be a millionaire: quickest finger question: positioned those Rocky video clips so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that reported "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went back domicile. they got here across 2 blonde ladies frozen to loss of existence of their automobile at thechronic-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The iciness". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant determine how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet time-honored practitioner (making use of a stethoscope): "great breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys chum grew to become into particularly injured and needed to bypass to the well being middle for medical interest.So she finally have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she merely cal "911"? The blonde woman reported"properly i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking interior the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "good day seem, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for roughly an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by skill of prepare.
2016-10-09 04:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! Good ones!
2007-08-24 00:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny except the last one I didn't like that one
2007-08-24 00:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah there pretty bad
2007-08-23 23:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny srry
2007-08-24 00:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Day 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are pretty good, never heard them before. *
2007-08-24 00:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be so hard on yrself, there not bad, ;-)
2007-08-23 23:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad?
2007-08-23 23:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Bio Hazard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha ... very nice ..
2007-08-24 00:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by Luay14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋