Woman in a sports shop picks up a complete fishing rod and reel and takes it to the counter to pay. The man behind the counter is totally blind, so the woman asks "how will you know exactly what I have bought". The man's reply is "Just drop the items on the counter and I will tell you". She does this and he replies "one Penn 10ft spinning rod with Shakespear reel and 150 mtrs of 10 lb line, that will be £40 .00 how do you want to pay" ."Card" she said. With that she drops the card on the floor and in bending down farts but says nothing. She gives the card to the blind man who now says "thank you that is £55.00." The womans says "but you said £40 .00" "ah yes he says but the extra is for the duck whistle and the fish bait "
2007-08-23 23:42:39 · 11 answers · asked by Carat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool
2007-08-23 23:47:35 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
Heres A Joke
A Blind Man Walks Into A TV Store And Starts Swings His Guide Dog In The Air Around And Around. The Store Attendtant Says "Do You Need Any Help" The Blind Man Replys "Nah, I'm Just Looking Around"
Hope This Makes You Laugh
2007-08-24 00:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-08-27 15:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Star 4 U.
2007-08-23 23:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 00:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, too funny... I'm still holding my stomach from this good laughter... I was finally able to type.
2007-08-23 23:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha must have been some good bait then
2007-08-24 00:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-23 23:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like i like
2007-08-23 23:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-08-24 06:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Hoppity-ES 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋