2007-08-23 23:33:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's one on general surgery:
These quotes won the Award for the Worst Things a Surgeon can say during an Operation:
"OOPS!"
"Where did I put my watch/scissors/scalpel?"
"I think I overdosed on those sleeping pills"
"Now, does this go here, or there?"
"Woah, is that actually supposed to be here?"
2007-08-24 05:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its very hard to maintain a joke about Plastic Surgery because the punch line can always be altered..........
2007-08-24 07:29:33 · answer #2 · answered by Honorary Walrus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife's been telling me she wants to get a boob job. I'm totally against it so I told her to fill a huge needle with grape jelly and shoot it in there.
DONT READ NEXT PART IF EASILY GROSSED OUT
That way if it leaks, it'll taste like grape jelly!!!!!
2007-08-24 07:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-08-24 07:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Day 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋