Actual event!
Last week a game show in England asked its contestants to name gay icons alive today.
The first contestant answered with David Hasselhoff
The second with Elton John.
Then the third, an old woman in her 70s said George Bush!!!
The presenter chuckled a little and asked "George Bush?? Haha why do you say that?"
She then replied" Well I head lesbians love a Bush. So why not George Bush!!!???"
Every1 burst into tears te he he
2007-08-23 23:32:45 · 6 answers · asked by Algorithim007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
2007-08-24 00:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 07:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. . .maybe he should just be called hairy Bush.
2007-08-24 06:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Funny!
2007-08-24 06:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by Eudora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-08-24 07:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by Day 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" lol "
its funny.
2007-08-24 06:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Michael Js 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋