Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
2007-08-23 23:22:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha! :]
2007-08-23 23:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAhahahahaahhahahahaaha
2007-08-24 09:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by jpfitzy7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 08:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love your jokes Jonesy,keep posting
2007-08-24 06:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by tyse13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Excellent in fact. Thank you.
2007-08-25 04:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Stuart M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blimmey! That's why I don't like virgins.
2007-08-24 08:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhahahahahahaaha
i think the girls who lost their virginity must try this
hahahahahaahahahaahaahahahaha
2007-08-24 09:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by vicky vicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn it must have been very painful to the hubby lol
2007-08-24 07:31:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. Hilarious. Star for you hun. *
2007-08-24 07:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
thats funny
B.
2007-08-24 06:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by ivan dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, you're too much... This one was hilarious.
2007-08-24 06:51:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋