TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Winnie, name an important thing we have today, we didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
2007-08-23 22:42:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
theres another list in (wait for it) parenting, my fault didnt check where it was going.
2007-08-23 22:43:28 · update #1
Thanks for the morning giggles, he! he! he!
2007-08-23 23:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story: All-American Girl is a 2000 television movie based on the real-life story of high school teacher Mary Kay Letourneau, played by Penelope Ann Miller. The story follows the saga of a 35-year old teacher who falls in love with a 13-year old boy/student... To Sir With Love is a classic film, however teacher (Sidney Pottier) he was not involved or romantically linked with a student, one gal just liked him......
2016-05-21 05:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by lovie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg loved these. well the teacher asked the questions and to the kids its how they interpret it , 10/10 made me laugh. thx for that I needed a good laugh today. star for you hun. these were real funny, waiting for your next post
2007-08-24 02:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I thought that it was really funny! And that is totally what little kids will say, just because they dont understand!
2007-08-24 14:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 01:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good I liked those
2007-08-24 01:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by Bezza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool there funny LOL
2007-08-23 23:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaa, bet phil will love them mate lol.
2007-08-24 03:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha they're good'uns!!
The things kids come out with, innocently funny!!!
2007-08-24 01:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: What is sharp, used as a weapon but shorter than a sword and bigger than a knife.
Dagger: ME!!!!
2007-08-24 02:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant. 10/10. Star material. Thanks for cheering me up - still chuckling at some of those....
2007-08-23 23:55:56 · answer #11 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋