AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too.
DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.
DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
LOOK OUT!: what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
OWWW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.
PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
STOREROOM: the distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
TEMPER TANTRUMS: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
THUNDERSTORM: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words.
2007-08-23 22:37:32 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Fab, have another star to add to your growing collection. Who cares if there is no question, made me laugh and brightened my Friday. Good for you!***
2007-08-24 01:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by nooka 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well that was very weird!Usually people who have children can't stop talking about them!No, I don't think it is rude to ask if someone has any children, it's a simple yes or no answer. She may have things going on that are complicated and really does not want to discuss them!Don't worry, like you said it's a temp job. Just be friendly and do your job.
2016-05-21 05:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by lovie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol these are all right on the money! I would know that from having 4 sons. the best is the grandparents and prenatal lmao, star for ya, keep posting
2007-08-24 02:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-08-24 00:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Serenity 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey those are cute , you made my day sure was good to see something like this here on Y/a for once have a good one
2007-08-23 22:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool someone took the words right out of my mouth or something like that.
2007-08-24 00:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by go_april_go 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
this is the funniest thing ive read ever - apart from the phone bill when my eldest sons gf was in spain with her mobile - both caused an explosion
2007-08-24 08:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Mama8 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely clasical!
Brilliant
2007-08-24 03:51:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I have raised 5 and each of those are quite fitting. Thanks for the memories and the laughter.
2007-08-24 01:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy B 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the reason that is so funny is because it is all true . every parent out there can relate to that.
2007-08-25 00:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋