men- youve got to love 'em?

Question

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

wow- everyone hates me lol! FYI i am in a relationship, i am not a man, and its only a joke, all you men who found it offensive calm down will you, touchy!

alan attack you look like youv been hit full force in the face with a shovel..... have a nice day!

Answer 1

Hahaha they are so funny :p

Answer 2

what's up with that line, "be taught to love your self!" My woman chum (She despises the term "female chum!") says the comparable element and that i think of it incredibly is a cop out! Hell, we are mutually extra advantageous than some married couples i comprehend! what's incorrect with attending to comprehend and love your self on an identical time as being shown how impressive you're by skill of somebody who loves, respects and needs to be with you? existence's too short for stupid little video games. the two you relish someones company or you do no longer! it is that easy. existence highway is a tricky traveled, dusty, dingy, slippery slope whilst your all on my own. Why no longer take that adventure of discovery with someone who's keen, needing and delightful as properly. i do no longer comprehend how previous you're yet there come a time which you will actually desire to already comprehend and love ones self. particular, there are cases each physique desires some time on my own yet, till you desire to be a monk, each little thing i want is a lot extra powerful performed in, a minimum of, pairs.

Answer 3

First you r nice woman Jonsey
Yes it is just a joke
that s life
There r some men like you describe
have a good day

Answer 4

Seriously, i found this totaly offensive and am in the process of breaking down as a man, after reading what you women think i don't know if i can go on!!! Only messing to all who have cursed and taking the p'ss its a joke for gods sake get a sense of humour and stop taking things so damn serious.

Answer 5

I see you've incited a whole lot of sentiments of all kinds.

I know its only a joke, and I know how good a little girl you are. So peep up the good job, and don't feel offended.

All the same, we men, too, and say about as much, of not more about women, whom we of course most dearly love!!!

Answer 6

As you are undoubtedly an authority on the human race, I beg you to answer the question that mystifies men and boys alike.
Why are such creatures that are as irrational and illogical as women sometimes given such wonderful bodies? My theory is that by making reasoned conversation with women an impossibility, more time is spent having sex, thereby ensuring further propagation of the species. Your views would be most welcome.

Answer 7

some of it is cute, some is funny and some of it is steriotype of a useless guy.
people tend to settle for 10% or so of care, thinking that is the best they can get.
Look at the Lord he wasnt afraid to help others with emotions or show them himself, He wept over others unbelief.

and some help for what good men are about and also females too=Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

first relax
then get some help from above and you will have the directions you need=a ray of hope too=EVERYDAY SURVIVAL KIT!!!

ToothpickRubberband
Band Aid Pencil
Eraser Chewing Gum
Mint Candy kissMuah
Tea Bag HERESWHY . Toothpick -- to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. (Matt 7:1)
Rubberband -- to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out. (Romans 8:28)

Band Aid -- to remind you to heal hurt feelings... yours or someone else's. (Col. 3:12-14)

Pencil -- to remind you to list your blessings everyday. (Eph 1:3)

Eraser -- to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and its okay.
(Gen. 50:15-21)
Chewing Gum-- to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything. (Phil. 4:13)
Mint -- to remind you that you are worth a mint to your heavenly father. (John 3:16-17)

Candy Kiss -- to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday. (1 John 4:7)

Tea Bag -- to remind you to relax daily and to think about God's Blessings. (1 Thess 5:18)


This is my gift to you. JESUS LOVES YOU -- don't ever forget it.

To the world, you may just be somebody... but to somebody, you may be the world.

old enought to understand sin and let Jesus into their heart to be their friend, amen John 3 & Revelation 3:19&20 " I love you and knock on your heart door to come in deliver from sin -even one lie, if you ask forgiveness and let me in to be your friend."

Send this to anyone who you think needs to know that they are loved by someone in their lives. Make someone's day just a little brighter today!
prayin for you too with this problem.

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wow! awesome answer!

thanks for you question and the cutnesses in it.

Answer 8

clever. The copier one hit a bit too close to home though.

Answer 9

and after saying all that (and being right, on some points), you still love us. otherwise, you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking of how lousy we are. LOL

have a nice day.

Answer 10

The mini skirts one is right.
But girls like miniskirts.

Answer 11

Women are like KFC...Once you're done with the breasts and thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to put your bone in.