A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide.
One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.
"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."
"But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"
"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish"
A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."
"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."
The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."
"Yeah, but she's got phyrrea; and you know how I love to fish..."
Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."
"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."
2007-08-23 22:13:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wicked!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-23 22:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The joke comes with nausea, but then you know how I love fishing jokes...
2007-08-24 00:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad,but i just read the same joke a couple of hours ago
2007-08-23 23:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by tyse13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-24 01:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny funny funny. But I enquire why are women so obsessed about dirty humour and femanine items! All jokes are around these, and men get the blame for it all! Women are very sad. Great joke though girl. Thanks
2007-08-23 22:26:47 · answer #5 · answered by bottle babe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic, soo good I had to circulate in the office.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-08-23 22:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mint! but ewww
2007-08-23 22:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent, i liked that very much.
2007-08-24 21:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Stuart M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-08-23 22:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha...Thats a good one!
2007-08-27 18:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats wicked
hahahaahahahahaahahahahaaha
2007-08-24 02:21:43 · answer #11 · answered by vicky vicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋