One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.
"That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
2007-08-23 21:37:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good ha! ha! your`e on good form this morning....
2007-08-23 22:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a three LEGGED race is once you and your companion placed your suitable leg in a gunny sack and your companion places his / her left leg interior the comparable gunny sack and race different individuals in a three LEGGED race over a everyday distance. frequently approximately one hundred to 2 hundred ft. it is incredibly exciting and extremely comical. it incredibly is frequently executed in small cities or united states of america gatherings. you're able to be able to desire to hold the gunny sack up with your suitable or left hand. counting on which part of the sack you're on.
2016-11-13 07:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the third leg was an overgrown jack in the box
2007-08-24 02:44:49 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke when i was about 5 years old. I didnt find it funny then.
2007-08-23 21:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A true golden oldie.
still funny!
2007-08-24 03:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaaa, nice one matey.
2007-08-24 03:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe nice one.... star coming your way hun
keep posting thx for the giggles
2007-08-24 03:18:02 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooo . the chicks rulzzzzzz . well nice joke thnx
2007-08-23 21:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!!1
2007-08-23 21:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one but still funny!
2007-08-23 21:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋